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arise and take a glass of Cognac Bisquit.” I
have seen this announcement in colors on the
back page of the leading illustrated weekly.
“You Furnish the Corpse and Do the
Mourning—We Do the Rest,” is the ingenious
slogan announcing the advertisement of an un
dertaking firm. Let me add that such adver
tisements are not considered sacrilegious or
brutal, but simply show how primitive condi
tions are in these fields.
Doctors advertise patients and patients ad
vertise doctors in these favored lands of the
sun. This is considered perfectly ethical and
adds to rather than detracts from the reputa
tion of both parties. I recall a picture in half
tones in the leading weekly of South America
showing the photographs of a physician and
his patient, a well known lady of the city.
Grouped between the two were reproductions
of forty-eight stones alleged to have been re
moved from the sufferer. Pictures of amputa
tions are shown in detail, with lifelike illustra
tions of the surgeon. Executions are also mi
nutely depicted. I mention these facts in