162 Benjamin Franklin 1773
inhabitants. If the injured and exasperated farmers,
unable to procure other justice, should attack the
aggressors, drub them, and burn their boats; you are
to call this high treason and rebellion, order fleets and
armies into their country, and threaten to carry all
the offenders three thousand miles to be hanged,
drawn and quartered. Oh, this will work admirably!
16. If you are told of discontents in your colonies,
never believe that they are general, or that you have
given occasion for them; therefore do not think of
applying any remedy, or of changing any offensive
measure. Redress no grievance, lest they should be
encouraged to demand the redress of some other
grievance. Grant no request that is just and reason-
able, lest they should make another that is unreason-
able. Take all your informations of the state of the
colonies from your governors and officers in enmity
with them. Encourage and reward these leasing-
makers; secrete their lying accusations, lest they
should be confuted; but act upon them as the clearest
evidence; and believe nothing you hear from the
friends of the people. Suppose all their complaints
to be invented and promoted by a few factious dema-
gogues, whom if you could catch and hang, all would
be quiet. Catch and hang a few of them accordingly;
and the blood of the martyrs shall work miracles in
favor of your purpose.*
I One of the American writers affirms: ‘That there has not been a
single instance in which they have complained, without being rebuked;
or in which they have been complained against, without being pun-
ished.” A fundamental mistake in the minister occasioned this.
Every individual in New England (the peccant country) was held a
coward or a knave, and the disorders which spread abroad there were
Nop.