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America are terrible. Toilet and bathing ac
commodations are poor, the cooking vile and
the dishes unpalatable, while the beds are in
tolerable. Vaults in American cemeteries are
far preferable as residential quarters in com
parison with some rooms I have slept in in this
part of the world, especially in the small towns
and villages of the interior. Conditions be
come rapidly worse the farther away one gets
from the larger cities, and as one penetrates
out of the way places hammocks and your own
food supplies are to be recommended. It
would be almost impossible to describe the
primitiveness which exists in this part of the'
Western Continent away from the beaten path.
Travel facilities are execrable. Trains are
slow and late and accommodations decidedly
bad. Steamers are small and stuffy and not
safe. River boats are provided with few if
any conveniences. Going up the Magdalena
River in Colombia from Barranquilla to
Bogota, a journey of about ten days, the travel
ler formerly had to provide his own sleeping
accommodations and this was wise, and it al